Any idea of why is that?

Have you looked into Image Magick yet?

A pair of legs with paint smeared on them

God. Damnit.

This is so bullshit that EVERY major datasheet application works the same way. Google Sheets, Microsoft Excel, LibreOffice Calc…

All of them have their functions translated and it makes me have to search for tables of equivalency between them. Fuck that.

I/O issue

That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

Oh my god you can’t just ask these questions