I have a good reply but I posted it under this comment.

I have a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it.

Straightforward funding requests from the instance are just fine. Advertisements can gargle a cactus.

One of the few times I’ve been able to do it was when saw a billboard (ordinary) and remembered “Hey written text is supposed to be nonsense in dreams, I wonder if I can take control?” and it worked!

I bought a Silo once, like twenty years ago. Dropped it on asphalt and they replaced it. Dropped that on asphalt and they sent me two. Dropped one of those on concrete and they sent me two more, one in Tritan and one in polypropylene.

Apparently I’m not allowed to not have a Nalgene. I lose them all the time, but never for long.

Go to your local library to find a friend.

DUDE. It took me ages (get it!!?) to spot the switch to get in to the elevator on the forest island from the ground level. Thought you had to go the long way around every time.

Incoming chath request.

The prompt was literally “one word”.

And they helped you level up your fence-climbing skill.

These shitposts are coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

Sad to hear the aliens won’t be joining us.

I have good wired headphones (10 years old) and good earbuds (5 years old) and use both. There’s a place for each.

If any post was ever deserving of a +1 this is it right here.