You’re pretty much just missing Mississippi, New Jersey, and Boston and you’ll have made a complete circuit of all the places with the most assholes. Hard luck.

Are we not even going to consider the possibility that his children may have had bad vibes / been unpleasant to be around??

“AI’s idea of what constitutes a human face is the kind of face most frequently considered human by AI”

Wallander is a really good Swedish crime show, if you like being depressed.

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Say “go fuck yourself lul” into the mirror to save yourself some time.

/b/ took a big shit in summer 2007 and hasn’t been anywhere near as good since then, and it wasn’t even good before then. The rest of the site, especially the smaller SFW boards, has decent content if you know where to look. /po/ is one of the best places online for papercrafting and origami, for example

This man is in desperate need of both tar and feathers

What’s more, DVD-RW drives for a desktop PC can be had for under $10 and USB-powered ones aren’t much more. If anyone out there in TV land still relies on DVDs, you should get yourself a drive and rip your local library’s DVDs to your computer. Handbrake is your friend and you can get a DVD down to a video stream with a much smaller file size than the disc image, but you can also still get blank DVDs at any major retailer and make your own copies with all the menus and special features. DVD still works, but it’s 30-year-old technology and paying other people to watch the movies on that format is getting ridiculous, you owe it to yourself to keep DVD expenses to the drive and blank discs from here on out.

Disclaimer for the people who will whine about it: Yes, this copyright infringement. Don’t snitch on yourself and you’ll be fine. I personally recommend and fully endorse violation of copyright law in this way. I advocate that you commit this criminal activity in full knowledge that this makes me an accessory to crime, and I advocate that you commit this crime and others. I do so with the full approval of the MPA and RIAA, whom I unequivocally represent and speak for in absolutely all matters, and they assume all civil and criminal liability for everything I just said.

Broke: T-Mobile denies new data breach rumors, points to authorized retailer

Woke: T-Mobile denies new penetration rumors, fingers authorized retailer

The point is to use messaging apps as a data collection vector. Once they hit user saturation, they shut it down. That’s what all their product shutdowns are about: they run out of useful analytics.

Utterly eclipsed by Reggie Bigen King

That’s not true, I took the photo and Dale was there

Yes I do, computers calculate okay but I’m different

I found my tiny shriveled flower of joy in being a hater. Today’s target: people who upvoted this garbage. The fuck is wrong with you? It’s not a meme and it’s not funny, it doesn’t belong on this community, and it’s so sanctimonious it gave me diarrhea.

Tomorrow’s target: people who push all their furniture up against the wall
Thursday’s target: Scots

My people have a saying about that. When the white field mouse gathers his store of seeds, the blind wolf howls at a new moon. Akuchimoya.

This feels like a Chakotay story

Concern trolling attempt: detected and denied
Sealioning attempt: detected and denied
Forum sliding attempt: detected and denied

Failure level: embarrassing
50 Yuan: NOT deposited

Best be on your way now.

disability

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa calm down with the russophobic, sinophobic, orientalist, reactionary liberal rhetoric, pal. The preferred term is “antisocial parasite”.

“Well, everybody except for political dissidents, minorities, Jews, anyone who openly disagrees with me, and anyone I suspect of privately disagreeing with me”.