I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but very rarely are desperate parents the ones stealing baby formula to feed their baby.

Baby formula theft is done in large quantities by a middleman for two purposes:

1. to be resold at another smaller store, not any cheaper than the original retailer

2. to be used to cut / dilute the product in drug manufacturing

People stealing baby formula are not handing them out to grateful mothers in a Robin Hood style act of compassion.

We should aspire to be friends with all beers. Let us appreciate all styles for the unique qualities they bring to the table.

Except sours, those are gross

What functionality are you looking for that goes beyond opening the bookmark manager and, you know, sorting them into folders?

“Why do you look like Caesar Romero?” “Because ju don’t know what Caesar Chavez looks like.”

My son was PISSED when I explained how his older sister would, in fact, always be older. He was sure he’d catch up.

Can elaborate on what that means for a dummy like me

Whoever the Not Republican is.

“And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I’m dying Are the best I’ve ever had”