Blame Society Films: https://youtube.com/@blamesocietyfilms

Their “Welcome to the Basement” videos have really awoken my passion for older films. They’re hilarious.

I have this!!

They just don’t understand you!

Even though your clothes may have the appearance of riches, beneath the clothes we find a man. Beneath the man we find his… nucleus.

“Save me a piece of that corn for later!”

Abre Los Ojos

You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!

My old person trait is that I think it’s insulting for there to be an option to tip when going through a drive through.

I used to be like you. Young and wild, being a night owl living in a world ruled by daywalkers.

Nowadays, I tend to value even an hour of sleep over staying up the whole night. You always feel better after sleep and even a little bit is better than none.

For staying up, I recommend coffee or chocolate-covered espresso beans (very easy to over-do it on these).

For waking up after only a short amount of sleep, set multiple alarms about 3-5 mins apart for about 45 mins. If you use your phone as an alarm, put your phone in an empty coffee mug to help amplify the sounds and vibrations of the alarm. There’s no guilt worse than over-sleeping when someone is relying on you.

Brother, my in-laws are living with me right now and I just wanted to say I feel your pain

Happy Gilmore. I’ve seen it before, but not for a long time. Don’t think I’ll ever get tired of it.

I prefer YYYY/MM/DD

TIL that carbon fiber can expire

Open em up and get those wonderful lil magnets out to add to your magnet collection

Monument Valley, Quarriors, Bastion, Battle Heart Legacy, Marvel Snap, Spades.

Fuuuuuck Spez, my dude/ette