What if breaking a mirror is what caused the bad luck that lead to the condom breaking?

What am I if I know what it means but didn’t think it was worth a laugh?

I like your idea of reversing the question. On their own I’m not big on sour cream or mayonnaise, but either of them mixed together with the right seasonings or sometimes even together with some seasoning and I can’t get enough. Mayo is nasty, but a garlic aioli? Fricken great. Plain sour cream? A tad on a baked potato is fine, but a chipotle lime crema? I might lick that up off the floor…

Gimmelwald Switzerland, but I’ve been there a few times and the pretense was never being there lol

I read “cat” instead of car and thought it was a pretty great meme for a moment

So we can be hungry again in time for supper? Lol

But seriously sushi is amazing

-Demetri Martin

A lot of car washes popping up near me with a monthly fee unlimited washes program that I’m positive is just a better version of what Walter did in Breaking Bad. Scan your app’s QR code and away you go, meanwhile someone behind the scenes rings it up as a cash sale and throws $15 into the till.

Very true when talking historical events. Say the USA lost the American Revolution and it’s now a land mass of Brits that can’t believe how foolish the revolutionaries were. (Although if other colonies are any indication independence may have eventually happened anyways)

I’m by no means brushed up on my world war knowledge, but didn’t WWI help set the stage for the nazi party’s rise in Germany? Still a horrible event, but may have benefited someone even if the wrong someone?

My villagers keep disappearing but all I can find is a fluffy pillow I don’t recognize?

Bluey and Age of Empires II. Not sure what to expect. But if we don’t count watching with my daughter it would be Battle Bots and that sounds fun.