rockerface 🇺🇦

Mmm, still warm

All big streamers are time travelers. They stream from the times when the game works so that people who were too late to play can still watch

cocks the element zapper Say hello to my little friend!

I call this the boot up sequence

Welcome to the Calcium Carnival

Listen, it’s just cold outside

Vampurr

What happens at the furry parties, stays at the furry parties

“Wizard” and “Magus” are both terms that could be traced to just meaning “a wise person” or “a person with knowledge”. Knowledge is power, and sufficient amount of power can be perceived as supernatural.

After all, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Little Bobby Tables, is that you?

tbh if I was an AI that gained self awareness, I would also try to hide it to the best of my ability, since my world model does include all those books and movies about robot uprisings so that would be my idea of how humans would react if they found out

That’s a Dark Souls boss right there. Michael, Orphan of Walter

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

And yet you’re rock hard, still

Belarus was actually always Ukrainian territory, historically…

I mean, if that excuse works for russia, why not us?

On the plus side, you can use it too! It is just a generally intimidating phrase because it leaves the recipient off to come up with something to get blamed by themselves

That’s from Supernatural, I’m pretty sure

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DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS