Sounds like they’re trying to put out a titanium fire using only a bucket of water.

I have a new phrase to use in the future.

Glenn Danzig was born with the perfect name for an 80s metal band

FYI Danzig is his stage name. His actual last name is Anzalone.

I really hate to say this, but Lubuntu.

it’s a lightweight XFCE version of Ubuntu

Do you mean Lubuntu, or Xubuntu? Lubuntu uses LXQt.

In a real job, sometimes we need to get something done TODAY, or even 3 hours from right now.

I work third shift and it’s so much worse in this case. I walk in the door at 10 PM to an email saying I have to do a training module that takes an hour, and it has to show completed before midnight. Then they wonder why I wasn’t able to get my work area set up and make progress on a long term project in that same time frame.

This is starting to sound like The Good Place with extra steps…

The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

Did you not get the EasyFlow™ 2.0 joint upgrade?

I need to know where one of these can be procured. For science.

Never seen or heard from anyone using tape to mask their remotes. Is this really a thing?

Not this exactly, but my grandparents had a guide taped to the backside of their remotes to make it easier to use.

The tape strategy has some appeal, though, mainly in that I use maybe 5 buttons 95% of the time.

My grandma does this, but they’re in one of the many Bibles she has in her home.

“They stamped it, didn’t they? Those damn Gideons.”

To quote Dunkey in his Xenonlade 2 video: why are her boobs bigger than her head??!

Because Photoshop.

Does the Amazon link work? I am getting “This content is not available.” On iPhone

Same for me on Android. Says “playlist not found.”