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  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlit's that simple
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    5 hours ago

    There are only two reasons any post-pubescent human isn’t having sex:

    • They can’t find anyone to fuck them.

    • They’re legitimately asexual. (A rare thing. And no lemmy, just because you’re not getting laid doesn’t make you “asexual”.)


  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlit's that simple
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    Abortion as birth control is a lie they’ve been harping on for decades. No one does that. No one says, “Aw crap! Preggers again, off to the abortionplex!”

    I’ve impregnated two women that had abortions. I won’t go into the details, but we talked about it, decided to do it, and they were both emotionally crushed. The second woman lost her ability to ever have children from the procedure.

    Abortion is not a thing to be taken lightly, and no one does.

    And thanks for sticking your neck out and asking around here. Surprised you weren’t excoriated.






  • Buddy of mine picked up old washers and dryers for free or close enough. Fixed and flipped 'em on eBay marketplace. Made several hundred a week.

    The genius is that those appliances are easy to work on and usually have compatible parts. I went over to get a part from him and there were only 2 that fit all American washers.

    I used to pick up vacuum cleaners on my paper route. Got stoned at night and cleaned them, maybe added a new belt and bag, perfect. Sold for $20 a pop. (This was in the 90s).

    Another friend used to go out with her husband early on trash days and pick up free stuff by the road. Had a garage sale every Saturday, 6-7 hours tops, made $300-$400. “We take our neighbor’s trash and sell it back to them!”