We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Just say no

I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.

Did you break both of your arms?

Those grilled cheese burritos slap. I remember when I first got one, it was larger than I expected but it was so good. Can’t go wrong with steak.

It’s the U

They both genuinely hate trans people though. Hell, Musk disowned his own trans daughter. Like if he was just in it to divide the population he wouldn’t be treating his trans child so horribly.

And it didn’t matter because you didn’t have the key card anyway.

There’s a lot of bad games that I’ve played, but I’m going to go with any Simpsons game pre GameCube era (except for the arcade game). So many janky controls and games that didn’t utilize the Simpsons IP well.

Same with Mario’s Time Machine. Such a waste of an interesting concept.

I can’t trust phone calls these days. Even if it’s a number that I recognize, there’s still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union’s number to try give them my money to protect my account.

Throw them around your office like frisbees.

Boss: You failed your drug test

Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it