It really whips the llama’s ass.

-RIP Wesley Willis

So it will get here with fusion, flying cars, hydrogen cars, and jetpacks?

If their “carry on” does not meet the size restrictions they absolutely will gate check it at cost. That’s their fault not listening or reading bag size restrictions orbwillfully ignoring them in hopes of forcing an oversize bag into the overhead.

I was a flight attendant with TWA, so take this as what it is: advice from 20+ years ago.

If all the overhead bins are full they will gate check your bag; tag it, send it down the external stairs of the jetway, and it will go in the belly with the other checked luggage.

issue is less about humans and more about americans, specifically

Yes

See how deeply entrenched scarcity mentality is in every aspect of our lives.

They also kidnap baby seals and rape them to death, but cutely.

You are not alone.

Inside me?

gets scalpel

Here goes…

Then I suggest printing with bananas.

https://www.engadget.com/2014-11-21-3d-print-mashed-bananas.html?guccounter=1

5/7 perfect score

Why are you making 3d models in the kitchen? Use a computer program for that.

Well said.

It’s baffling that the term has been used as an insult by anti-intellectuals

The end of your sentence is the unbaffler you need.

Be well, friend.