Do you also wear blood diamonds and eat veal?

Why, do you expect me to wear blood rubies while eating veal, like some prole?

That’s…actually acceptable to me as well. The only problem is we’ll still have highly ambitious sociopaths who want to grab the reins.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

-Jeff

Virtual boy

Let’s see some more can-do attitude, mkay?

But what can you do if your area climate includes 110+ F summers and below 0 winters? Besides moving, that is.

I don’t bet money

I see you’re visiting us from the Fae lands. In that case we’ll wager the memory of your first kiss.

Stick with it. You will find players. Try game nights at you local game/comic/fantasy shop. A lot of schools have a gaming club. Our son has been in one since primary and he is a high school freshman this year (9th year).

Just found Fae Farm today if you’re looking for something similar.

Missing a slot machine or roulette.