But dad, I wanted the 10gbps model with sfp+ Fiber support!!!

Hon, you don’t even use the 1gbps we have at home.

That’s not the point having a larger bandwidth on the server end removes bottlenecks to multiple simultaneous clients!

You kids with your new words, that’s Skibidi toilet Ohio Rizz alright.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Honestly probably easier than writing in machine code.

There’s no such thing as bad languages just bad programers anything outside of raw machine code is Just coping for a lack of skill.

We’ll Skibidi Dibidi At’el Do.

What can I do with WiFi?

One is a full grown woman who had her picture taken 20 years ago the other is a cat that will die before this meme does.

Too Low to brag, high enough to know that, I think that’s a perfect 5

Yes, I am definitely on that scale.

It was long ago enough to forget what the hell I was talking about but I think you are correct if he can’t, he can’t and I said can, I think it was a typo.

Not gonna change it just in case I was more profound than I realized, either way it is literally written in code so technically correct.

It’s a paradox If he can come in he can come in if he can’t come in he can, But he can’t come in unless she says he can come in and she said he can come in conditionally if he in fact can come in.

To put it another way:

Condition 1: Entry is permitted on the grounds that Entry is permitted.

Condition 2: Entry is permitted on the ground Entry is permitted.

In Python:

define Entry(permission):
   if Entry(permission) == True:
      permission = True
   else:
      permission = False
Entry(False)

He can feel it in his bones.

Lol, Is that what they are? Are they a branch of the Us government spying on people?

Ima be honest it can probably beat me on a bicycle as well.

Well technically it’s particles reducing osmotic pressure but the remedy is drinking water and that’s a tad bit harder to explain.

It should have the numbers change in the middle like a digital clock but look like the numbers on a clock.

Fun fact, caffeine has a half life of 3-7 hrs, after that the positive effects fade and you are left with all the negative(jitters, dehydration, fatigue, depression…) but it will be an average of 5 hrs. so to alleviate this you should only drink half the caffeine you would normally consume in the morning and half about 3-5 hours into your shift, or Probably far less than that given how much caffeine people drink to avoid the above mentioned symptoms, also drinking plenty of water and try magnesium and exercise too ensure the caffeine moves out of your body before the symptoms kick in, or consider switching to a natural alternative like cocaine(That last bit was a joke don’t sue me)

Really?! That sounds like awful management.

To be fair it is sharp enough to cut through atoms and space time destroying the fabric of reality allowing you to turn back time to the Big Bang and reshape the universe in your image.