Probably the number one cause of borked Linux systems - trying to “de-bloat”.

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Slackware Linux. For a while I thought, when it boots up KDE with a browser you’re basically done, and it’s kinda cool running the oldest surviving Linux distro.
The simplicity under the hood is kinda cool, too.
But every single thing I tried to get working on top of the base install (Flatpak, Steam, Slackbuilds, energy management, etc…) was a fight, and at some point I thought “fuck this, all these issues were solved 15 years ago by others.”

Is tape optical Media?

No, they aren’t to blame, but it makes “light” distros pointless.

Germany:

Bielefeld. Everyone recognizes the name, it’s marked on all maps, officially it has a football club.
But in reality, it doesn’t even exist.

“bloat” is just short for “your computer sucks”.
Dump your peasant tier shit and go fill up that 42U rack.

Chicken, Alaska. Population: 12
I’d argue that everyone recognises “Chicken”.

Fun fact: The settlers wanted to name their town “Ptarmigan” after the birds that were abundant in the area.
But none of them knew the correct spelling, and they didn’t want to embarass themselves.

I actually used to own a cellphone and tyres from Nokia at the same time.

right. This is Weston (same distro):

Arch, cause I set it up to my liking once out of curiosity when I was procrastinating, wrote a script that automates https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/System_maintenance and now am too lazy to switch to something else.
Especially since maintenance involves typing Update.sh once a week or so, and nothing else.

The idea behind Linux is to create an operating system anyone can use in any way they want.
That includes the North Korean government using it to spy on their people.

Let’s make this a game. Click on it, then you have to install that on bare metal and daily it for a month.

Gentoo still exists. Damn Small was dead for a decade but has risen again recently. Puppy is alive and well. Knoppix is still alive, but the last downloadable release is almost 4 years old.

It was dead for a long time, was replaced in spirit by Puppy Linux, and only recently was reactivated.

Yes, of course. They can hardly use an OS that phones home to the US.

Rebecca Black OS.
It is the only Linux distro to date built around Weston, using Wayland’s full capability:

It doesn’t include any Rebecca Black theming or is related to her in any way.
It’s just called that cause the dev is a fan of hers.

You can fold the bag in on itself from the inside so it doesn’t exist in the real world anymore.
Don’t ask me how that makes sense, it’s magic.

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That’s not that funny, it’s just being a dick.
Better to deal with this outside of the game and just tell them they aren’t welcome in your group anymore.