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And then you have that one guy that rotates his monitor using this.

I don’t think they mean profanity in the code. I think they mean profanity uttered by the programmers while writing code.

Oh damn. Well then I rescind my statement. We should obviously use a Base-50 system. One bit for each state.

We should be using KB, MB, GB, and TB. Also we should adopt the entire International System of Units and stop with the shit we use. The army uses metric. Why can’t the rest of the population?

In North Rhine-Westphalia, the following applies: If a civil servant dies while travelling on business, the business trip is deemed to have ended.

In the rest of Germany they deal with zombie civil servants.

A recent video I watched by Stand Up Maths about an off by one error 1200 years in the making:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAdmpAZTH_M

Not a fan of gazpacho?

Tomatoes

You can buy DVR capture cards for pc.

Why? Did you not like 8 minutes of ads in a 30 minute block of TV? What are you? A communist? /s

Do you think radio is harmful? Radio waves are way lower in energy than microwaves so there won’t be much nuking going on regardless of phone design and if you believe radio waves are harmful I have some bad news for you regarding the radio waves that saturate the planet from literally every corner of the universe.

I thought Ellen was a free speech absolutist? Weird how free speech absolutists always shut down criticism directed at themselves.

This guy gets it ^

It’s called ranger pudding and the recipe is 2 packets coffee, 1 packet creamer, 1 packet chocolate beverage powder, 1 packet sugar. Add a bit of water, stir and enjoy. You can also add peanut butter if you’re feeling frisky.

Edit: I forgot the 1 packet of crackers. Gotta add those bad boys in for substance.

Bonus point, you won’t poop while you’re eating MREs. Those things bind you up something fierce.

Pfft, eat a few MRE’s a day and you won’t poop for two solid weeks. Emphasis on solid because when that shit comes out it will be a brick the size of a baby.

+1 for Firefox and VLC. Always amazes me that such good programs are available for free. Remember to donate to FOSS projects, people!

You should use unlock origin. No more ads in web searches.

Journey before destination.