What’s that in freedom units?

“What was Windows even doing for us?”

Providing minimal malware protection while being actual malware?

Check it out, I’m a masshole! *toot*

Enjoy your mouth babies!

Is it a jar of jam or jelly?

I like hugging my dogs

It’s like an exhausted minion!

I rally want

I reley dont wan to point out your typo, but you triggered this year’s rewatch of Dot Dot Dot

Widdershins start my hair, your Spooktober decorations are so spooky!!!

Debuckle is what my dad did before I got the belt

Whoever says parents aren’t hitting their kids enough either weren’t abused much as a child or were abused far too much. I was abused just enough to avoid ever having kids.

Not Excel, but one of the most hilarious uses of Google Sheets I’ve ever seen

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“I hate that thing that you love, so I convinced someone to pay me a million dollars to shit on it for you. ”

You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot

Vance would want to do it with it

The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders

How do you do, fellow geriatrics?

Looks up

Everything!

Puts on foil hat

Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net