my browser always asks if I want the simplified view which always bypasses the paywall

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I just use witch hazel

I might always have the potential to become an addict again, that doesn’t mean that I’m always an addict.

you don’t look at wax and fantasize about chewing on it sometimes?

imagine the ruckus if he’d handed out something with fluoride in it

loll remind them they can send it through the mail with no packaging

I don’t but a close friend does. he would trade away coconut for it

I wholeheartedly agree on the peppermint thing

in elementary school we had Old-Fashioned Day when everybody brought their grandparents to school and wore short pants and played marbles and panned for gold like the “olden times”. I was super excited to chase a hoop with a stick only to learn that it’s pretty fucking boring.

we would have a special lunch with the grandparents, where we’d give them all handmade cards. and a special assembly with them, in an auditorium, where they could sit down of course.

I think it just boils down to softness?

we’ve sent them something like 700 arms shipments since october? we usually sanction governments that are committing genocide, too.

oh man pixie sticks are like summoning a demon

the entire King’s Quest franchise

I had a teacher like that.

holy shit I can edit the title of my post

I got clean in May of that year, and by December, the overdose rate in our town had quadrupled. missed it by the skin of my teeth

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lol me too. I stopped making certain devices when I turned 18

lol go away