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Boy ain’t that the truth, I like his bulging eyeballs and rabid frantic posturing. That’s me, I’m all too guilty of doing the same.

Hmmm a cat with lots of hundred dollar bills, I wish I could train my cat to bring home money like that.

I’d really like to try a bidet - as unmanly as that may sound. I’d feel much cleaner and my butthole could sparkle in the sunlight.

It probably is better for the septic tank, but so would be wiping yourself with your bare hand for that matter. And I’m not sure you’d notice the difference from using one-ply paper.

Hmmm, reusable cubes. I hadn’t considered that, I want some!!

It better be made out of gold with massaging purple ass cushions, at that price.

Which in America, we call snails with dirt.

Actual plywood might have worked better (!). I hate one-ply and I have a whole shitload of it because I bought it on sale without realizing it was one ply. Only good thing I can say about it is, ---- OK there’s nothing good I can say about it.

Cheap one ply toilet paper will make you question whether there really is a god or not. I’d sooner wipe my backside with a corn cob.

Sounds nice, I’m looking at buying a new fridge and they aren’t that expensive, but it’s worth it for the icemaker alone, I love ice water also (and tons of ice in my diet coke!). Living in Utah, the colder and wetter something is, the better. The air here makes your throat parched, so it’s great to have that ice water pretty much year round.

A refrigerator with a good ice maker is worth the extra expense. Our ice maker just gave out, and I’d forgotten how much a pain in the butt it is to make ice in plastic trays.

Maybe you just need to kiss God’s crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

But Timmy - God doesn’t love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we’ll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.

Umm that should read “You’re stupid.” Who patrols these posts originally to make sure the English grammar is correct? Oh that’s right, nobody does. I see this mistake every single time on almost every posting anybody puts online.

Sounds good.

I’ve been through it and the attorneys involved stated up front, no individual can apply for “Chapter 11” bankruptcy, and then they proceeded to give me the current literature about state law. Maybe it’s differerent from state to state, but where I live individuals are not allowed to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

Everyone I’ve talked to that went through what I did was required to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy instead. And yes it did tank my credit, until I paid off the bankruptcy and had it discharged. Then suddenly I was getting notices about “preapproval for credit” once again (which I totally disregard, I’m not going through all that again!).

Most Americans don’t support Ukraine or Russia, we’re very self-absorbed and very much believe America rules all other countries. We do believe in military support for the Ukrainian army, however, especially where Russia is the aggressor. And thanks for the invite to suck a dick, we’ll be there!!

Most individuals still have to work out a debt repayment plan. I know some credit cards and loans still have to be repayed even in bankruptcy. Chapter 11 bankruptcy is only available if you’re a corporation or a kajillionaire.

In the “rear” view mirror. Naturally! Especially if your pants were destroyed by the explosion you’re coolly walking away from.

Ha! Hind site is 20 20.