Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

I’m making do with pear launcher. Only thing I’m sad about off the top of my head is you can’t change the padding on widgets to fit whole screen.

I have a billion playlists on Spotify. On the off chance that you need some filler someplace…check em out lol. Username is the same

You just take the whole chip and grind it up!

I’m sure I’ve seen y’all around somewhere lol

Just out here, waiting for alecto the ninth… twiddling my thumbs, you know.

Oh, no, I walk right past all the low hanging fruit and keep on walkin’

He’s 78 now lol

He started graying mid '70s 🤷

I completely forgot about avatars lol

I like voyager a lot, too. Definitely bridges the gap for me from RIF

And you got damn good at it eventually!

I wow people with tiny flowers and cranes, I could do it in my sleep lol

I do like ravioli, yes lol

I had a pair in high school and loved them, but they don’t really darken enough when driving, which is unfortunate

Look, I have a REASON!!

Growing up my stepmom made it so often I got sick of it.

Just means y’all tortellini lovers can have my portion.