Is this a Varric reference? “How about a giant sign that just says ‘Don’t’, [you could hit people with it.”]

That is atypical.

Now if you become one with a chair for most of the day, expect it in your 40s. And expect an active 80+ year old to physically kick your ass by the time you hit 60.

But 30s? That’s an outlier.

Not stand up. David Sedaris, his life essays, not the short stories.

The Ship Shape, amiright?

I’ll never argue in favor of glitter, but if we’re discussing micro plastics there’s this:

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-43023-x

All the synthetic shit cloth you wear and/or sleep on has impact.

Likely to make more impact on this microplastic by buying cotton or bamboo than trying to ban glitter.

As a career night shifter I’m having great difficulty understanding this.

I feel like gollum when forced to face the sun.