Most people know of Vienna so there are probably less mistakes

I got to see Todd Barry on a whim one night and I was crying laughing in my seat, his crowd work is fantastic and he was absolutely skewering the local yuppies of my town.

And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

Don’t want to go to a potluck!? I mean dinner party sure I’ll play dead to get out of that, but a potluck where you can eat free food while hiding in the play house like a goblin to avoid small talk! You need friends who can cook better.

Remember people don’t want a lecture when having a conversation, you get 3-10 seconds to make your point then it’s someone else’s turn to talk.

Is the title referencing that this joke is from 2002?

Well first its not “social status” your describing but authority. Thats the word your looking for. I feel like authority is pretty cut and dry, those people have the ability to punish you if you don’t comply.

What about Star Trek?

It is busted seed! English is a fun language

Im mean its a grain but but thats not as funny

How about Yerba Maté?

This is always a good thing because it means you have grown. Be very wary of people who liked their past selves better.

Sometimes i feel like im the only one living it, i see it as Karmic justice because i tip really well and try to be nice to animals.

I was one of the lucky ones who bought bitcoin so I could buy acid on the internet. Years later I put a down payment on a house with the change that I forgot about. DARE was wrong.

That essay really sums up well how i felt about that video, got a new channel to binge thank you.

The only thing i know him by is his absolutely awful take on “The Wall” by Pink Floyd.

I always had a suspicion but when I became an adult it was so much worse than I thought

Wait he’s sinking!