Just fucking do it - it either works out or it doesn’t but if it doesn’t work out it’s no loss to you because it was never going to work out.

Know a lot. My main philosophy towards life is discovery and knowledge.

Stealing food is theft - it may be petty theft but it’s still theft. If you report it to HR and nothing is done then you can sue the company for a hostile work environment.

If you use laxatives, excessive spice, whatever and injure a coworker then you can be fired with cause and possibly be civilly or criminally liable if the damages are significant enough.

That’s poisoning and you absolutely can be held liable for any injury you cause.

Also, it’s a completely reasonable reason to fire you.

People have been saying it as long as we’ve had language.

Wait, by docking do you mean… docking?

I’ve noticed that clearly CC stuff like HOME gets used quite often… and yt folks often make homages to other users (like Summoning Salts favorite track being used for accomplishments/records now)

Boo. Boo, Sir. I boo you.

Be born a woman in Afghanistan… come out the womb to “And that’s when she knew she had fucked up.”

I’m not certain if this is in the spirit of your question but even a murderer in the US has privileges denied to a lot of other people.

Ahem, map…

And, of course, everything is a lazy list even if the functions can’t handle more than one element in each list.

Market Socialism - aka capitalism but debts are non-transferable so the value companies create are owned by their workers.

Switch over to only following communities you opt in to - avoid political ones.

38 / M / Canada/Spain

So I am a male, born in the eighties, split about 75/25 NA/EU.

Do I fit the demographic? You misunderstand…

I AM the demographic.

Floozy. I’m saving my full cheese wheels until after marriage.

If you try to give notice they’ll kidnap you and you’ll spend the next three decades of your life singlehandedly keeping the server running from a secure location somewhere in the Poconos.

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don’t understand how that fucking company is still in business.

Looks depressingly at the shiny new ThinkPad my work got me to replace my old ThinkPad… I’d get so much fucking severance if these fucks ever laid me off - is it really never going to happen?

Possibly? But VT is tiny, its like a twenty minute drive to get down to Montpelier. As a former Burlington resident I never minded that the state legislature infrastructure was a little way down the highway.

Montpelier is an amazing city! Yes, it’s tiny, but it’s beautiful and easy to walk through (outside of the winter).

It’s hilarious that you think that proprietary software is actually better.