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curses?

Fuck cancer. Get well soon, Richard.

You and me both.

Who plan to sleep on futon wants a medium size room with a window and a wooded floor.

and no cockroaches.

Humans go out of their way to mistreat and abuse other humans. If cats and dogs became as intelligent as humans, some dickhead leader of a leading religious cults would label them satan/ abomination/ equivalent b.s. and call to have them exterminated. and/or capitalists would lobby to deny them rights and pass laws to profit off them & their labour.

and you have the talent to find the silver lining in every cloud . Bravo!

whatever you and @who8mydamnoreos have, I have the opposite. I’m very good at getting lost multiple times in the same locality.

Oh, no! Your skills are not useless. You can imagine and create, AI just copies and manipulates.

Damn! And all this while I thought they hated my sense of humour. Thanks, Bonehead!

Err…Would you like some toast?

Leave me alone. I’m just a toaster who’s been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists…

Finally! I’m now deadass hip with the new lingo.

if you are really hungry then python could be an abbreviation for “pie eating marathon”.

source : i’m really hungry for some pie

This makes me want to revive some of my comatose projects.

Think maybe the project manager will fall for it?

only 5?

somewhere some printer-ink making corporate is happy with that pic.

its hot, water will evaporate no matter what the cotton wants. the longer the fabric stays wet, the longer the wearer will be cool.

comfort it :P

Cost. Cotton is less expensive than linen, easier to maintain, and more widely available. Banana fiber is also quite cool but is not widely available.

Indian here, so experienced with hot climate.

• Wear loose cotton clothes (long-sleeved if stepping out in the hot sun)
• Keep yourself hydrated.
• Avoid soft/ aerated drinks/ soda & coffee as they’ll dehydrate you. Stick to cool water, ice chips, fresh lemonade made with water, fresh fruit juices, melons, spinach-cucumber-onion-tomato salads, yoghurt,
• Eat light.
• Stick to well-ventilated rooms with good air-circulation (fans help)
• Cold water showers to cool down
• Sweating is good. It’ll cool you down. This is also why Indians eat spicy food and drink hot tea even in hottest summer. Get sweaty then take a quick cold-water rinse.
• If you have to step outside in the hot sun, umbrella, hats, caps etc are your friends.
• Wet towel on the back of the neck for a quick cool down.

ETA: When it gets so hot that we lose our appetite, then our go-to meal is to mix up cooled cooked rice with unsweetened yoghurt and a pinch of salt. its variously called yoghurt rice/ curd rice/ thayir saadam / dahi bhaath / dahi chaawal . This is an easy to make & easy to diges meal that is guaranteed to cool a person down.

thayir = dahi = curd = yoghurt
saada = bhaath = chaawal = cooked rice

Good luck.