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    I was going to ask where’s Facebook’s CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

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      I’ve just heard that he’s signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon’s disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air

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        Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.

        Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon’s sub wasn’t useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.

        Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more’s the pity.

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        They’re going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

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          3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they’re never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they’re going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

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            maybe they’ll literally just let a bunch of their lawyers fight in their proxy.

            TAG TEAM LAWYERS. Like the WCW. but with retainer fees.

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    While I did enjoy this meme, that’s not going to solve the problem. They would be replaced pretty quickly with people who are equally as dubious. That’s just the system we live in.

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    I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.

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      You forgot to mention that it’s only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they’ll be given a 100% discount.

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      I’m going to have to look at how you are driving it. I don’t want to see any fancy wires or anything, and I played Wave Race 64 back in the day so I’m pretty sure I can drive it if you use one of those controllers.

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    Yeah do it Elon! You can finally use your Genius rescue tube and show this ungrateful kids + the pedo diver what they missed!!!

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      Outside of re entry I bet space is a lot safer then 2 miles deep under the ocean… I really have no clue though

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          I just binged The Expanse… Yeah, when the space pirates make you walk the airlock, it’s slightly less lethal than being instagibbed by implosion, but certainly far from fun.

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        If you have a hull breach in space, supposedly you have up to a few minutes to fix it or put a suit on. 4000m below the surface, you have none.

        Either one you could get trapped and suffocate, though, so I think I’m happy on land.

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      I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone’s life in space instead of on Earth.

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    actually the one that has a good submarine to go to the depts of the titanic is gabe newell

    it sound really weird, but it’s true

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    Indeed. My only regret about this whole dying-in-a-submarine-from-hubris deal is that Elongated Muskrat wasnt also a passenger. Bezos is a douchebag too, but at least hes only being a capitalist exploiter and not an actual enabler of fascism.

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    The fediverse seems interested in seeing these people die. I understand these people suck a lot, but wishing death is pretty fucked up. Something I’d expect from Reddit.

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      The hatred towards rich and succesful people is one of the harder to grasp concepts I’ve been dealing with in reddit. I don’t get it. I do but I don’t.