Hey Lemmy! I have a rather unusual request that requires your creative thinking. I’m embarking on a 3-day pooping marathon (don’t ask why), and I need food suggestions that will maximize my bathroom visits. Feel free to get wild with your ideas! Bonus points if the food also makes me sweat. Let’s make this a memorable experience!
It’s 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader’s reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as “The Poop Site”.
Good shit 👍
Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!
sugar free gummy bears
Will this be a surreal inside joke for years to come?
It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.
Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.