Can’t go wrong with pizza.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Lasagna! So effin good.

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Probably beef fajita