festus@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agoWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down138file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWfestus@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square123fedilinkfile-text
You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
minus-squareParanoid Factoid@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoI’m old enough that my doctor shoved a tube the size if a garden hose up my ass and cut off six polyps from my large intestine. A suppository a day keeps the death away? Yeah, sign me up.
minus-squareBattleFox@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOkay, but now the suppository causes polyps in the large intestine as a side effect.
I’m old enough that my doctor shoved a tube the size if a garden hose up my ass and cut off six polyps from my large intestine. A suppository a day keeps the death away? Yeah, sign me up.
Okay, but now the suppository causes polyps in the large intestine as a side effect.