My spouse had a suped up Challenger named Gurtrude. It was a funny reaction when people saw it for the first time. They expected a beater.

Nope. I actually never want to be described as nice.

Fair, though? Yes, I would like to think that I am fair.

Not so! I won’t go down for this!

February. (US pronunciation)

The gargantuan giraffe gallops his gigantic body to the gutter.

It is a G. It isn’t that hard.

This is patently incorrect! Mayo on the outside is the best grilled cheese exterior!

Giraffes are tall.

Buy once, cry once.

TUL

Can you share that recipe, Legolas?

This is great info! Does the “heet” stove give any flavor to the stuff you are cooking?

LemmyLenny!

This exactly. I don’t want to seem pessimistic, but there have been BILLIONS given to ISPs to ensure internet infrastructure implementation. The only thing that has occurred consistently is ISP CEO’s have gotten pay raises and bonuses.

There are no downsides. Perfect.

I like how you just verbed the fuck out of Disney Princess.