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And misogyny…don’t forget to forget the little baby makers

This is the most legitimate answer.

Our children always went to school with extra (our dinner the night before was their lunch for the most part, we always tried to make extra).

Dude became an outspoken anti vaxxer, tin foil hat wearing plandemic twat.

The final nail was when he shows up at our business out of the blue one day (literally had not spoken with him in almost a year) where he had left some oil paintings & other artwork to pick them up, then sent a shitty passive aggressive text the next day about how they were not kept in perfect condition.

My dude, you left them without a word otherwise over 4 years ago, we have shit to do besides take care of discarded art.

I love Greg Bear’s take in the War Dogs trilogy.

They show up but slowly introduce themselves, give us trinkets, coerce & exploit us , then after much happenings, leave and the world goes on like nothing ever happened.

Chocolate chip cookies are superior to brownies, plus it adds a better dosage control.

I will die on that hill.

New government bureau dedicated to making government bureaucracies less bureaucratic.

So I use about 1g of bud, not the shake for about 350g of butter for the recipe. Turns out more consistent, especially for dosages (works out to about 2.5mg per cookie).

That and my cookies are amazingly good.

Mine are vegan & there isn’t any skunkiness…I have to keep them clearly labeled in the freezer after I make them because you cannot tell the difference.

Fuck yes.

I make a batch of 35-40 cookies and have the dosage & timing down pat.

The most raped dolphin wins?

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Yes, for spaghetti.

And yes it’s for people who know they are ‘making a funny’, it doesn’t bother me for kids or others.

Pah-sketti

You’re 65 Brad, use big boy words.

Always has been

FOSS

Spottube (runs off Spotify) Innertune (runs off YT music)

I was running Spottube but it kept crashing, so I switched to innertune closes if you add too many songs in a row, but that’s the only issue so far.

Spottube has all the features, including the new music station.

This advice can’t be overlooked. When I was in HS I was out sick for the week we practiced the number row and man, many, many years later I still can’t blind type numbers (but can on a 10key).

Toilet paper: under or over.

People just talk shit.

Yeah also found out during a follow up exam that cigarettes cause an increase in stomach acid.

High stress job led to alcohol, smoking, high risk lifestyle almost ended me at 27 with a bleeding ulcer. In bed for a day or so before my then girlfriend found me and called the hospital. ER, blood transfusion, 2wk stay, 2wk recoup at home with daily iron injection, prescription meds for a month to keep the acid low.

Special diet for a month (no processed food, no caffeine, no nicotine, no pepper, no hard foods-spft, mushy, etc.

Got my shit together, woke up. No more smoking, alcohol (eventually) in moderation, healthier coping mechanisms- at one point when the stress ramped up in the job (still in the same career field) I was training/running triathlons. Married that then girlfriend, 25+ years on, 2 grown ass kids.

27 club is no joke…just happy I wasn’t a celebrity.