I dont know exactly but I have around 300 hours in every soulsborne game inkluding elden ring. Such good times.

Iv read about Thorium the last 3-4 years and it seems so promising. Im really disapointed that the push is not greater as it would make everything a lot more safe.

Have you tried voyager (used to be wefwef) a lot of the stuff you want can be done in it. It is actually just a webapp or something not a google app or IOS equivalent, dont ask me to define the difference any more…

If you compare water jet vs toilet paper I would argue that the water always wins:

Toiletpaper is a mechanical cleaning method and removing bacterial (aka clean bum) is not super effective with just mechanical force. On the other hand you have water, a solvent wash, this traditionally has a higher sucsess rate against bacteria. Higer pressure also introduces force.

Additionally the surface your are trying to clean is not flat and contains nooks and crannies, and in this case liquids have a much higer penetration rate than any mechanical force.

However, the absolute best way of bum cleaning is of course by combining them as you often do in the shower, to bad time and location dosent always allow for this.

Swedish people have made it a science to have wierd pizza toppings. One example is the banan pizza 🙃