Until the tree dies and the carbon goes back into the atmosphere.

Please give us some recipes!

Lol, open source isn’t even the start of it. Paying thousands of dollars to wear 1kg goggles around your head all day so you can clumsily tap at virtual buttons while getting a headache isn’t an easy sell for the average person.

They can’t eliminate busywork, otherwise 90% of the company would be fired.

Why are they skulls

I’ve tried to plug my cords into the Communist outlet types but none of them fit. That’s how I know the American outlets are the best.

Do you happen to have any My Little Pony figurines to put in the jar?

It’s a good thing this isn’t reality.

If you take the time to listen to any of this guy’s spoken words in long form you will quickly realize he is mentally ill. Most people don’t notice because they only hear curated sound bites.

./self_destruct.sh

Assuming you have a script that triggers explosives to destroy your computer.

The LUKS headers. If those are corrupted you can’t decrypt the drive. The good news is that you can back up the headers to prevent that from happening.

Nah, reboot the computer and everything should be in working order again.

Average Lemmy user

My nose is clear, thanks for making me feel gratitude

The only thing you need to know is goto statements

The girl is socially awkward and assumes he means to go on a walk later, instead of right now.

Imagine if people tried to build an entire society based on the ideology of a single writer.

I also have 3, three lifted Dodge Rams.

Best crossover

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?