Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square207fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAbility to secrete custard from my hands at will.
minus-squareccunix@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoImpossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoYou constantly forget to wash your hands.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoWill calls the police and you are arrested.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoYour mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Only when orgasming
Will calls the police and you are arrested.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.