You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
Malachite and lapis lazuili. Beautiful minerals/stones. You’d think they’d be delicious. I’ve even heard of kids that have tried to suck on them like candy.
So, with a magic blender, they would be my first pick to try.
Antifreeze. It’s always such bright colors. lol
annifree ;)
I hear it’s pretty sweet, too.
Mercury looks so damn refreshing
I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.
If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb
So I take it you’ve never had your mouth washed out with soap for sassing your mother? I guess you also never mistook wax fruit for real fruit as a kid? Or just took a bite anyway to make smartass joke? Maybe I was just a bad kid.
I’ve never had my mouth washed out with soap but I have willingly taken a bite of it and it’s very unpleasant. But it still seems tasty.
You seem really passionate about consuming inedible objects, and I admire your forthrightness.
You know those putty erasers that you could stretch out and make them super duper soft and fluffy?
I want to consume something with that texture.
This one sharpening stone I own. It looks like vanilla, cream and Pepto bismol flavored dippin dots all compressed into an ice cream bar and it looks like it’s taste would be fucking incredible
Great polishing stone too (imanishi suita rengen 6000)
It kind of looks like peppermint bark
Hope. Maybe mix in a little hope
Dunno. I want to like it, but I just can’t get rid of that desperate after taste
I think we need a
/c/forbiddensnackscommunitythere is an old one here, but it’s unmoderated currently: !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
might be easier to make a new one
Lead is supposedly sweet right?
The red bit of an eraser
Phosphorescent light-rods.
Have y’all never seen will it blend?
As soon as I read your comment I heard the theme song in my head
Do they try to consume what they blend afterward? 😜
